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Too many times I can guess what’s going on in the movie just by the make up. Seriously, it would’ve been a bigger shocker if they didn’t grey-out her skin. Left to Right: Anneliese, Steph’s husband, Steph, Kimmi, Liz, me,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Yes, this was actually said by the pastor. Just because of all parties involved, we knew it was going to be an interesting event.
Post-wedding beer with my friends, Jon and Brian. I spent most of the end of highs chool with these two guys (also seen on 100th comic), and as such have more stories with me.
In case you missed it, I’m an old-skool gamer. That means I still have my NES and Sega Genesis (and half an Atari), and I never bothered to upgrade. Mortal Kombat is one of my favourite games. I happened to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I have a friend who will randomly say whatever she has on her mind during a conversation, whether it is related to said conversation or not. I don’t mind, but it’s usually pretty random and funny.
There’s a joke about an acquaintance of mine who had a dildo graveyard under her bed. Well, her mother helped move one day… And you can guess what was discovered. So, in the spirit of myself, I had to make[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m an ace at Connect 4. Of all games, it had to be the obscure one that no one even bothers to purchase anymore, I know, but I do hold a sort of pride about being fantastically good at something.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Thanks to Paul for getting me privy to rejecting others’ reality, and thanks to Brian for telling me about the time Sitwell’s was out of chai. His brother commented that it was like KFC running out of chicken. Amusingly enough,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I am not a fan of pink. I am not a fan of Valentine’s Day due to the fact that pink seems to vomit all over everything EVERY WHERE. It has begun. Not. A. Fan.