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I forgot tonight’s comic. It was funny, that’s all I can remember. Clerking eats your brain.
So, I’m apparently hotter than a Ferrari. Good to know… I don’t take compliments well. I’m partially not used to them, and partially wonder what the hell the person wants.
If you haven’t caught the fact that I’m a geek yet.. Then I am simply ashamed for you. Anyways, yes, I really had a dream where I married a wookie.
My mom giggled and told me not to drink and draw on my 21st b-day. I didn’t, but I faked it, haha. Here’s the result.
Boots make a re-appearance. Jon was teasing me with his 6’4″-ness. I want to note that I am *not* short. I am 5’8″. However, it only gets me so far…
Not Mocking, Honest
Feb13
I moved to Phoenix because of all that snow and crap that happens out there in the East. Not my cuppa tea, thanks!
A joke I made one day. Harry: “Draco, I am your father!” Draco: “No! I could never be related to a mudblood!” Both: “Luminos!” [lightsabers come out of their wandtips]
Wanna know why this is so not funny? B/c at the time I couldn’t think of how to show that a co-worker named Destiny was indeed Destiny. No one sleeps with their name-tags on.
Sometimes I wonder how they got me through school post-Halloween.