I love me my Cocoa Puffs. They’re my favourite cereal. One day I realised that they crackle plip similarly to Rice Krispies. It was a very exciting day indeed.
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A black spot on the horizon, as defined by my friend Regen, is a person wearing all black. As one formerly of the goth/punk “group,” they kind of stand out on my visual perimeters. We used to call it out[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This one bears explaining… Brian, featured, was at a former coffeeshop hangout of ours where this topic came up. I think it started out with a super-skinny kid walking in wearing bondage pants that looked like tights.
Another from Brian. He came in one day to his mother on the couch eating ice cream, and that was all she had to say. Frankly, I don’t see a problem with it as long as you don’t do it[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There’s comes a time when my attention span is vastly out-weighed by the topics at hand. It’s usually discovered by the other party when something does happen to catch my attention – such as my gummi bear looking like squirrels.
This originally started out as a “wouldn’t it be funny if?” until I happened to witness it one day. Honestly, I was laughing to hard to drive and had to pull off the road to keep from hitting someone.
AKA Stupid Boys pt. 2. I was trying to think of a good reason for a guy to be not only caught staring at a girl’s chest, but to continue to do so. I thought “Neck injury might do it,”[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I was working on a project for school, and pantyhose was the answer. Then someone needed a replacement to cheesecloth and pantyhose was the answer, as well. I was amused at all the uses for pantyhose and decided it made[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
STFU
Nov03
My old roomies, Anneliese and Effie, used to fight like cats and dogs. Made me very tempted to step in a few times, but I knew that they would just turn their anger-beams onto me, so I stayed out of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This conversation happened with my friend, Luke, but it was Orion who was drawn.